Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Some humor today that came my way via e-mail.  Create a new folder on your computer. Name it “Barack Obama.” Send it to the Recycle Bin. Empty the Recycle Bin. Your PC will ask you: “Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?” Firmly Click “Yes” Feel better??? GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do [...]

An oldie but a goodie – updated for today’s government. 

What would Adolf Hitler think about the latest political developments in the wake of Scott Brown’s victory in Massachusetts?  Devastating would certainly be one word to describe the election of a Republican in the left-leaning state.  President Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are now quickly rethinking their plans to ‘fundamentally change’ the United States [...]

My fellow sailors will appreciate this – at least those that served before the “kinder, gentler” military of today.  The United Navy – Then and now Then – If you smoked, you had an ashtray on your desk. Now – If you smoke, you get sent outside and treated like a leper, if you’re lucky. [...]

If George W Bush was an idiot . . . . If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really [...]

President Barack Obama has traveled around the world apologizing to every nation on earth for America’s “misdeeds” and has shown a willingness to negotiate with even the most dangerous regimes on earth.  Continuing in that vein, the White House has announced he will travel to California to negotiate with the deadly wildfires to try to [...]

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we in LOUISIANA, TEXAS, OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan. Maybe you don’t know it, but LOUISIANA, TEXAS, OKLAHOMA, & ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.) Us TEXOARKLANS love y’all Americans, [...]

An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn’t have a clue what he wanted to do, and didn’t seem too concerned about it.  One day, while the boy was away at [...]

Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger for his bailouts are [...]