YOU MIGHT BE FROM DENVER IF....

You merge onto the highway at 15 miles an hour.

You have absolutely no recognizable accent.

If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "Muggy".

You only go to Lodo when friends are in from out of town.

You have been skiing less than 3 times in your life.

You actually think 5-points is a ghetto.

You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.

You say things like "I don't care how big Parker is, it's still a one-horse town".

You think only stupid people get lost in this town.

When giving directions, you never say "Turn left, turn right", it's always go West, then South.

During a thunderstorm you wonder "Which I-25 underpass is flooding".

You never plan a picnic between 3:30 and 6:00 in spring or summer months.

If it rains more than 2 days straight you compare the weather to being in Seattle.

You voted for higher taxes to fund Coors field, but voted down taxes for public transportation.

You have a broken windshield.

You see no reason to travel to Aurora.

The only RTD bus you've been on is the 16th Street shuttle.

Terms:
"Big Mac" = A sports venue, not a hamburger.
"LoDo" = A tourist trap with expensive condos, not an extinct bird.
"Little California" = Highlands Ranch
"The Springs" = Colorado Springs, where the religious freaks live.
"Free Republic of Boulder" = Where the rest of the freaks live.
"The Donkeys" = The Broncos when they are losing.
"Californicators" = Californians
"Jolly Green Giants Golf Balls" = Buckley A.N.G.
"Tourists" = people driving on the 16th street mall.
"Damn Rockies" = What one says looking for a parking spot Downtown.